- “I’m gonna need three boxes of cheerios, my mage staff, and a sword.” “What’s with the cheerios?” “Well, we’re gonna need a snack if we’re saving the world.”
- “We’re all going to die.” “Stop being so dramatic, it’s just the Devil…and like a hundred of his minions. Okay maybe like a thousand.”
- “What if you do the thing, you know, the thing where you go to the bathroom but then sneak out through the window.” “Seriously! That only works in the movies.”
- “What-what are you doing here? You’re supposed to be dead.” “Sorry to disappoint.”
- “What are you doing with that!? Put that down before you blow us all up.”
- “Calm down. You can do this.” “Shut up! You are so not helping right now.” “Well excuse me for trying to calm the girl who started a freaking hurricane!”
- “Holy shit! You…you just walked through a freaking wall. How? What?”
- “Do you even know how to disarm a bomb?” “Not exactly, but I watch a lot of crime shows.” “Great. We’re all going to die.”
- “Hey, stop that! You’ll get your wings all caught up in my hair. Ouch! Dammit, why do I always get stuck on baby dragon duty?”
- “Can you help him?” “He has to want me to help. I can’t force him.” “Please. He needs to be taught control before he kills someone.”
- “I like you. You’re funny.” “Yeah cause falling on my ass and setting an entire castle on fire is so very hilarious.”
- “It’s just a game. None of this is actually happening. Right?”
- “How am I supposed to know where he went? I was too busy saving your ass.” “I didn’t need saving dammit. I had it under control.” “Right cause nearly being decapitated is totally you having it under control.”
- “Is that a…dog?” “Uhh, I think it’s a uhh, a wolf-bear-lion…thing.” “No, it’s definitely a dog, a really really ugly dog.”
- “We can’t just leave them behind.” “If we don’t go now we’ll be stuck in 1854 forever. You really wanna take that risk for a bunch of thieves and murderers?” “Yes.”
- “What the actual…” “Hey language!” “But I didn’t even say it. And in case you didn’t notice. That’s a troll, like a ten foot freaking ugly as fuck troll! So I think I’ve earned the right to curse.”
- “Will you please shut up. I can’t take anymore of this mushy gushy stuff.” “I didn’t say anything.” “Well your thoughts are loud as fuck.”
- “What do you want me to do? I can’t exactly go back and change the timeline. You know that’s illegal.”
- “Is that normal? That can’t be normal. Oh god, I think I’m gonna be sick.” “Oh come on newbie. It’s just a little decapitation spell. Ever seen that video of the headless chickens running around.” “Yep definitely gonna be sick.”
- “Did you bring it?” “Yeah. But now I’m really curious what a ten year old girl needs with a dragon claw.”
- “Get out of my head!” “Hey, it’s not my fault. Your shields are down. Come on, that’s practically an invitation.”
- “What do you see?” “Nothing. I’m blind, remember.” “Seriously, that old joke. You know what I meant. Can you see if they’re coming?”
- “That idiot. He better not be trying to fly again. I swear he has some sort of death wish.”
- “Lesson number one. Never, and I mean never, lose your wizard gem. Without that, you’re as good as dead.”
- “Awww he’s kinda cute. If you look past the fangs and claws.” “Uhhh, I don’t think it likes being called cute.” “Oh shit. Run!”
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